Introducing the Ultimate Thermal Paradox™ Hoodie, the only hoodie in the world that defies the laws of nature! Cold outside? This hoodie will envelop you in a cocoon of warmth, powered by our proprietary ThermoFlux™ fibres, scientifically engineered to capture heat directly from the cosmos itself. Feel an arctic chill? No problem. The hoodie activates its MicroInsulate™ Matrix, locking in your body heat, while remaining weightless, softer than a cloud woven by angels. All of this depends upon your reaction to heat and cold.