Introducing the Ultimate Thermal Paradox T-shirt, the only T-shirt in the world that defies the laws of nature! Cold outside? This T-shirt will envelop you in a cocoon of warmth, powered by our proprietary ThermoFlux™ fibres, scientifically engineered to capture heat directly from the cosmos itself. Feel an arctic chill? No problem. The hoodie activates its MicroInsulate Matrix, locking in your body heat, while remaining weightless, softer than a cloud woven by angels.